Game studio in panic after realizing there’s nobody else to fire

CALIFORNIA—One prominent video game studio is in panic after realizing there’s nobody left to fire. To quell their thirst for laying people off one exec recommended going on a hiring spree so they could lay them off after a few months. “Nobody will suspect a thing,” he said. Another exec asked if they could re-fire past employees.

The video game industry is currently experiencing mass layoffs that began in late-2023 and has continued into 2024. When asked what could be done to stifle the layoffs the head of the studio, who made over $20 million last year, said “we did everything we could.”

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